christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
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"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
"Lower penalty rates on my 401k"’ "lower property taxes ", "earlier retirement options", "hit the lotto".
It’s a difference between only girl, main girl, and side girl.
the anthem
Your fave could NEVER.
Don’t get your feelings hurt cause you can get your turn.
Oh bitch. How is this little girl doing better than some of your faves? My goodness lol and the fact that Im finna put it on my iPod…….judge me
This little girl just stunted on my whole life
LET HAVE, SOPHIA!
Oh shit, waaaiiittttt lol, play this in the club & its over !
cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?
me: sure do! 8:15
cute girl on the street: thanks
me: so what are we?
lol
- boy: Girl, I can't believe how wet you are already, like, damn.
- girl: That's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health. I'm not even all that turned on right now and I would prefer to go get burritos if you're down.
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THIS IS SO IMPORTANT WHY DOES IT ONLY HAVE 32 NOTES
True shit
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
aaaahahahaha
Niggas always tryna be smooth when a girl tell them they name she be like “My name Lisa” the nigga be like “Oh Lisa lisssa ok i I like that name Ms. Lisa lol”
To double text or not to text
That is the question
is she your girl? are you really THAT invested
Lmao
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